This is a for-real transcript of a conversation between two middleschoolers. I thought television made this stuff up, but apparently not:
So yeah, ok, my mom asked if you were still going to
my play and I was like "yeah" and so she wanted to see
who you were in my chorus picture thing and then she's
like "He's in 8th grade? He's going to be a freshman?"
and I was like "Um yeah." and she's like "why is he in 8th
grade?" and I was like "cuz he is?" and so she didn't know
that but she like thinks that you are my "boyfriend" and
I'm like "NO! WE ARE JUST FRIENDS!" and so you really
really need to get that across to her in the car or something
because she like doesn't believe it.
My parents like don't really like me being friends with guys
and stuff so everytime I say something about a friend that's
a guy they are like you better not like him and blah blah so
if she says anything you need to have her believe we are
just friends! Dont bring it out of nowhere but I dunno. 'k.
Byebye
