
If you don't smoke, or if you police your butts, then move on.
If you do smoke, and you're one of those cretins who thinks "oh, it's just one eensy little bit of cotton and paper, who's gonna care?" then read on.
If you're someone who smokes and then carelessly tosses your saliva-coated filthy butt wherever you happen to be, and you happen to be on or near my property at the time and I happen to see you doing this disgusting activity, I will find out where you live.
When I do find out where you live, I will collect my dogs' excrement (plural on the "dog") and dump it all over your yard.
I promise you this.
But, of course, I support your "right" to smoke, etc. Have a lovely day!






Once, many years ago, I was stopped at a light and the guy in front of me threw a butt out of his window. I got out, picked up the butt and flicked it back into his car and said, "You've got an ashtray. Fucking use it." He was in a Vulva or some nice expensive car, and wearing a suit. I looked like a young crazy kid. He didn't say anything, just stared at me with a dumbfounded look. Fucker.
A friend of mine had her farmhouse burned to the ground because of butt-flickers. I ask people, "Is the entire planet your ashtray?" I don't get why smokers can't use a receptacle, and why it's OK to do so.
Hi, Carolyn, and welcome! Horrible to hear about your friend's loss! We've had nasty wild fires started from butt-tosses, too, with massive damages. Some peeps are just too thoughtless for words.