Manuel Uribe credits his fabulous 440 pound weight loss to eating Lean Cuisines and working out.

Mr. Uribe is destined for two entries in the Guinness Book of Records, both for having lost the most weight, and, well, for being world's fattest (a mere ghost of his former self, at 1,234 pounds).






He should also have the record for world's most repulsive gym shorts testicle.
I think that's his thigh. I hope that's his thigh. If that's a testicle ...
Oh. I thought I was back in gym class for a second.
How does someone ever get that enormous?? How much would a person have to eat over the years to accumulate that much fat? I'm glad he's making positive changes, I really am, but that just grosses me out.
I'm with PJ. I don't have enough money to be that fat.