I'd heard a "teaser" ... something about "if you have a sweet tooth, then you'll want to hear about this! Chocolate is being recalled! News at 11".
I was about to panic, when I realized I didn't have to wait until 11, hello, because I have this interwebnet thingie at my disposal.
Imagine my relief, then, when I learned that I have naught to fear. No one's recalling chocolate. Oh, sure, there's a recall of that grotesque waxy white shit that some people stupidly believe is "chocolate," but not, like, actual chocolate.
Kraft Foods Recalls Bakers Premium White Chocolate Baking Squares -Possible Salmonella Contamination
White chocolate is like "jumbo shrimp".
And wtf is the point?
The point, silly, is that both are an oxymoron.
And I'm so with you, GF. Anyone who refers to that tasteless white stuff as chocolate probably thinks of Denny's as a gourmet restaurant.
I likes to put chokolat on my privates.
Can say that here?
I hates blogs.
No, you may not say "chokolat." You crudite, you.
I like my chocolate like I like my coffee.