The Arizona Christmas Song

The Arizona Christmas Song
  (Apologies to Mr. Torme)

Palm fronds dropping in your topless car;
Leaf blowers dusting up your nose.
Golfers, on the greens, complain 'bout their scores,
And folks dressed up in summer clothes.

Everybody sees the malls decked out in mistletoe,
Long before ol' Halloween.
Seasonal folk drive their cars really slow,
And make the Locals really mean.

They know that Santa's at the mall;
Of major credit cards, he takes them all.
And every mother's child is going to sing
Just as the shutter snaps, "Gimme more bling!"

And so I'm slogging through this simple rhyme,
For peeps all lounging 'round the pool,
Although its been said many ways, many times,
Feliz Navidad to you!