One a them blog filler games, where you get tagged, do something bloggy, then have to tag others, yadda. I stole this from UV.
Rules: Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog, blah blah. I won't be tagging peeps, even tho the real rules say I have to. Fuck the rules, I say.
1. If I lose my contact lenses I will be blind because I'm too vain to wear glasses.
2. I actually like broccoli
3. I hide chocolate bars and then surprise and delight myself finding them.
4. I do not own a pair of Uggs, nor do I want to.
5. I like my laser level more than I like Burberry shooz
6. I think Johnny Depp is hawt!
7. I have no tattoos, but have thought a lot about getting one.
1. You ain't vain, you're smart; glasses suck. Had my eyes lasik'ed back in the old days when the money meant nothing. I wear reading glasses now, but they don't fog up while I'm trying to reach the starter of the truck or some shit cause I only weare 'em when I'm reading.
2. Well duh, broccoli is good; asparagus is better, but good is good.
5. You BITCH! What are you doing with a laser level? That's just... well, rude! I deserve one and you don't, ya shithead!
Okay, I'm going to modify the rules. I'll tag everyone who has no blog. They must go create a blog, then post 7 random/weird things.
Starting with you, boots.
1. I am blogless and intend to remain so.
2. I do have some kayaks, which are not Uggs. Although, if they get fuzzy you can shave them with disposable razors.
3. I met Gekko when she wore glasses all the time.
4. I am anosmic.
5. I encountered an Arctic Wolf above 82 degrees north latitude and wasn't scared.
6. I encountered a large Grouper while snorkeling off Western Australia and nearly hurt myself trying to snorkel backwards because I was so scared.
7. I was professionally educated in Russian and lived in Turkey for a time, making me an incredibly small niche market for the movie "Eastern Promises" which contained dialogue in both of those languages.
I think you should use a laser to create a tattoo of an Uggs-wearing Johnny Depp eating chocolate-covered broccoli. When you lose your contacts you (thankfully) won't have to look at it.
[cheerleaders chanting]
Get that tat!
Get that tat!
Get that tat!
I hope you mean any tat but the one I was describing, PJ...
> "I'll tag everyone who has no blog. They must
> go create a blog, then post 7 random/weird
> things.
>
> Starting with you, boots."
I. Don't. Think. So.
Blogger is such an absolute turd that I refuse to deal with it. Other blogging software does not seem to work that much better (no offense).
Another few months, a year, two years, and I'll have my own load'o'crap blogging/forum software coded up and ready to go. Then maybe I'll set up a blog.
Unfortunately though, there are no weird things about me, much less 7 of them.
You can make some up though. Prolly won't be too far off the mark. Unless they're weird, a'course.
OK--I'm looking for 7 more tips on restaurant eating to make 20. And you don't have to tag anyone.