*And probably didn't care if you never learned, but here it is anyway.
This came through e-mail with instructions to send it back to the person who sent it, but also send copies to others with instructions to fill out and pass it on. I sent my responses back to the sender, but instead of bcc'ing it to unsuspecting peeps, I figured I'd post it on the blog. E-mail is just so nineties, you know?
Friends Survey
Read through the comments below about your friend and then follow the instructions at the bottom. Have fun!
1. What time is it?
11:45am
2. What's your full name?
gekko "excellent" lizard
3. What are you most afraid of?
running out of chocolate
4. What was the last movie that you saw in a theater?
Sweeney Todd (w/Johnny Depp)
5. Place of birth:
beneath a rock somewhere in Columbus, OH
6. Favorite food
Sushi (chocolate isn't food so much as it is a basic right)
7. What's your natural hair color?
muskrat
8. Ever been to Alaska?
No
9. Ever been toilet paper rolling?
Yes.
10. Love someone so much it made you cry?
Yes
11. Been in a car accident?
Yes
12. Croutons or bacon bits:
Yes.
13. Favorite day of the week:
Humpday
14. Favorite restaurant:
Shogun (Japanese/Sushi)
15. Favorite Flower:
Don't have one
16. favorite sports to watch
peanut rolling
17. Favorite drink:
Espresso
18. Favorite ice cream:
Caramel de Leche
19. Disney or Warner Brothers:
Sure!
20. Ever been on a ship?
Yes.
21. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Kind of a beige with motes of gray and brown
22. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
Never.
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?
My friend Dick
24. What do you do when you are bored?
Bait hypersensitive idiots on Usenet
25. Bedtime:
9:01pm
26. Who will respond to this [post] the quickest?
Prolly Mark
27. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?
Pres. Bush
28. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses?
Barack Obama
29. Favorite TV show:
NCIS
30. Last person you went to dinner with:
Daughter
31. Who do you think will be President?
Same one I vote for every election: Snoopy
32. What are your favorite colors?
Bl(e)ue
33. How many tattoos do you have?
Nada. But I have a birthmark in the shape of the state of Texas
34. How many pets do you have?
Fleas don't count, do they?
35. Which came first, the chicken or the egg
No one ever asks about the sperm. You notice?
36. What do you want to do before you die?
Get a good night's sleep.
37. Have you ever been to Hawaii
No
38. Have you been to countries outside the U.S.
Yes
39. How many people are you sending this [post] to?
billions.
40. Time this survey ended:
11:55am
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... please do not spoil the fun. Copy/paste, delete my answers and type in your answers, and post on your own blog, or in the comments.
The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. Aren't you glad you're a part of this?
I'll do this shortly. Hey, you were right!!!
So how was Sweeney Todd? I'm debating whether or not to see it. It's not my typical choice in movies, but I love Johnny Depp. I've skipped other movies of his that weren't up my alley, but this one looked kinda cool. Gruesome, but cool. Is it? Cool, that is?
I really enjoyed Sweeney Todd. I sort of knew the story -- although I'd never seen it on stage -- and knew what to expect. Depp is very very fine. He plays the role beautifully and who knew he had such a fine singing voice? I looked him up on IMDB after and, sure 'nuf, he'd started out his adult life wanting to be a rock star, but got pulled into film instead.
The film is cool -- done with Tim Burton's usual attention to dark detail. See it.
WTF is TP rolling???
Mine's up!
FINALLY!