Doing sitemeter dumps and examining the search terms peeps use when popping into your blog is always good for a good, quickie, cheap blog larf, so while I snoozed through an early-morning meeting I decided to collect a few of my own.
There's a lot of interest in meth and pseduoephedrine. I wonder, though, if I should alert the authorities in Oklahoma that someone in their K-12 school system has been googling "mexican meth recipes". Research project, maybe.
Someone hailing from Jefe's locale is interested in learning how to "clean oatmeal off of bowls". This makes me feel better. Maybe I'm not the only one who creates nuclear waste for breakfast.
Everyone in India is excited about "Caesar's Last Gasp." School project? News report? TV show? WTF knows.
Someone working for Johnson & Johnson is checking up on mentions of "pronouns phenylephrine". New product? I have to hope these new pronouns phenylephrine pills will help my sinus issues.
This morning i have about fifteen hits from around the globe from people searching for "Lindsay Lohan Sex". Fortunately, one of my latest posts more than scratched that itch...
OMG! You're Lindsay Lohan??? I hate to say this, honey, but maybe you'll be wanting to sue your cosmetician and plastic surgeon and mother and ...