Gotta be really drunk, and really really hot, I'd think, to even consider this solution.
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He just wanted to cool down innit.
83°, 73% humidity here now. With thunder rumbling. "Scattered showers will affect the Gulf waters adjacent to the Lower Keys through the middle of the afternoon. A few embedded thunderstorms will be in this area...and will be mainly confined to the waters extending southwestward from East Cape Sable for roughly 30 nm..."
I dunno if I'll be able to go to the beach.
I'm pretty sure I won't go porta potti or dumpster diving.
Clue 1: He was drunk.
Clue 2: He was naked.
Clue 3: He had his cell phone
I wouldn't have thought of this if not for the local radio jocks going on one day about guys who ... well ... let me just say:
I bet his cell phone has a camera.
I bet his cell phone has a camera
I said I don't even want to think about it! This makes it worse. <shudder>