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    <title>Friday Miscellany</title>
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    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2212</id>

    <published>2008-06-27T22:20:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-27T22:41:14Z</updated>

    <summary>I know I will be there sooner than I like. I know that it isn&apos;t easy -- my father is fond of repeating (often) (way often) that &quot;growing old isn&apos;t for the weak of heart.&quot; I am sorry the elderly are so easily confused, and so filled with aches and pains -- I can nearly empathize, fuck sake. But when I see a truth, I have a compulsion to express it no matter how politically uncorrect, and, as god is...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
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        <category term="Humor" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
        <category term="Politik Inkorrecta" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
    <category term="funny" label="Funny" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="personal" label="Personal" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="petsandanimals" label="Pets and Animals" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="politicalcorrectness" label="Political Correctness" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="night-of-the-living-dead-waitress-small.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/night-of-the-living-dead-waitress-small.jpg" width="200" height="259" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span>I know I will be there sooner than I like.  I know that it isn't easy -- my father is fond of repeating (often) (way often) that "growing old isn't for the weak of heart."  I am sorry the elderly are so easily confused, and so filled with aches and pains -- I can nearly empathize, fuck sake. </p>

<p>But when I see a truth, I have a compulsion to express it no matter how politically uncorrect, and, as god is my witness, going to Costco on a Friday afternoon is like visiting the set for Night of the Living Dead.  </p>

<p>Think "shambling."  Only instead of sticks and rocks, they use grocery carts.</p>

<div align="middle">~~~</div>

<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/21/us/21dog.html" target="there">Somebody is cloning dogs</a>.  The Koreans announced it earlier this year, but some Cali firm is gonna auction off five Clone Sessions, with starting bids at a hundred grand.  </p>

<blockquote>Scientists consider dogs among the most difficult animals to clone because they have an unusual reproductive biology, more so than humans. But the company behind the auctions, BioArts International, maintains that the technology is ready, and it is calling the dog cloning project Best Friends Again. It has scheduled the auctions for June 18.</blockquote> 

<p>That reproductive biology difference -- most female mammals go into estrus often.  Humans, for example, do it roughly every 28 days.  Some more often than that.  And in most mammals, it's a regular, predictable thing.  Not only that, but it can be hormonally induced.   Dogs, however, go into estrus once every six to 12 months.  It isn't regular, it isn't predictable, and it cannot be hormonally induced.  </p>

<p>Kinda envious here -- a period only every six to 12 months?</p>

<p>Not only that, but when they got spayed, my dogs didn't get hot flashes.  That is SO not fair.</p>

<div align="middle">~~~</div>

<p>Work:  it isn't just for sleeping any more.    I've changed my weekday morning routine. Used to be, in order to get a good hour of work-out in, shower, dress, eat and get to work at a time when traffic was most tolerable, I'd have to arise at 3:41 am.  I'm an early person anyway, so this wasn't a terrible stretch for me, but it did mean that I had to go to bed while it was still light out, or suffer from sleep deprivation.   My lifestyle just didn't fit with the whole bed in the daylight thing, so I opted for the deprivation.</p>

<p>That made driving home from the office really interesting.</p>

<p>I'd like to take this moment to thank all those drivers on the freeway and surface streets who avoided hitting me a few weeks back.  Owe ya.</p>

<p>Well, it dawned on me when I got my bike:  I cut back on my days in the office.  I now work from home more days of the week than I drive in.  So WTF was I still holding to the old commute schedule?</p>

<p>I now sleep an extra hour, cut my gym time down a bit (get the extra exercise on the bike, innit), and can just manage to make it to my first meeting of the morning -- still sweaty and stuff from the gym, but hey!  They don't have to see or smell me, so ...</p>

<div align="middle">~~~</div>

<p><br />
Have a great weekend, peeps!</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Most every kernel ...</title>
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    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2211</id>

    <published>2008-06-19T23:14:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-20T17:57:42Z</updated>

    <summary>This man is a liar. He is a bald-faced deceiver. He doesn&apos;t just prevaricate, he postvaricates, subvaricates and ubervaricates. There is more fabric in his fabrication than can be found in one of Scarlet O&apos;Hara&apos;s largest hoop skirts. His fibs are so egregious, politicians study them in pre-law. In short, I am disappointed. Remember when this ... this ... pseudologue of a man ... exclaimed, gasped and burbled about how his microwave popcorn was so amazing that you would experience...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
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        <category term="Humor" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
        <category term="Politik Inkorrecta" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Lying.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Lying.jpg" width="250" class="mt-image-right" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span>This man is a liar.  He is a bald-faced deceiver.  He  doesn't just prevaricate, he postvaricates, subvaricates and ubervaricates. There is more fabric in his fabrication than can be found in one of Scarlet O'Hara's largest hoop skirts. His fibs are so egregious, politicians study them in pre-law.</p>

<p>In short, I am disappointed.</p>

<p>Remember when this ... this ... <em>pseudologue</em> of a man ... exclaimed, gasped and burbled about how his microwave popcorn was so amazing that you would experience "most every kernel popped"?</p>

<p>Remember?</p>

<p>Well.  Here's what came out of a 1.2 oz bag of Orville Redenbacher's "SmartPop" 100 calorie bags of microwave popcorn:<br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Orville.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Orville.jpg" width="300" height="225" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>

<p>That is about half the contents of the bag.</p>

<p>He sucks. </p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>In the &quot;Things I Never Wanted To Think About&quot; Department</title>
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    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2210</id>

    <published>2008-06-09T19:55:36Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-09T19:57:51Z</updated>

    <summary> Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Gotta be really drunk, and really really hot, I&apos;d think, to even consider this solution....</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><br />
<a href="http://wcco.com/watercooler/port.a.potty.2.742765.html" target="there">Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.</a></p>

<p>Gotta be really drunk, and really really hot, I'd think, to even consider this solution.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Snax</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/06/snax.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2209</id>

    <published>2008-06-09T18:51:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-09T20:54:40Z</updated>

    <summary>Now that I&apos;m getting loads of extra exercise, I find myself even more in need of snacks to keep me from either passing out from hunger, or snarfing down every bit of food in sight because I think I&apos;m really hungry. I try to look for healthy snacks, of course. Low fat, high protein, make you feel full, don&apos;t crank up my calorie count for little gain, etc. The snack food industry isn&apos;t much help, though. They like to stick...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Now that I'm getting loads of extra exercise, I find myself even more in need of snacks to keep me from either passing out from hunger, or snarfing down every bit of food in sight because I <em>think</em> I'm really hungry.</p>

<p>I try to look for healthy snacks, of course.  Low fat, high protein, make you feel full, don't crank up my calorie count for little gain, etc.  </p>

<p>The snack food industry isn't much help, though.  They like to stick little labels on their items to make you think that they're all good for you, but often you're getting something that's only marginally better for you than the worst Mickey D's Super Size meal.  They say things like "No Trans Fats!"  and "Organic!"   They use lots of green ink to make you think you're somehow helping the environment by buying their plastic-wrapped snack instead of the other guy's plastic-wrapped snack. </p>

<p>Responsible snacking, as you can see, is hard work.</p>

<p>Here's a list of some of my favorite snacks that I have found to be reasonably satisfying for a variety of reasons.  They also have drawbacks, but they're snacks, so ... Nom!</p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Apples" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Apples.jpg" width="200" height="90" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span><strong>Apples</strong>:  quick, easy, cheap, crunchy, sweet, filling.  Cut 'em up in the morning, pop 'em into a baggie and have 'em ready.  Trouble is that they're sugary carbohydrates with some fiber and vitamins but pretty much no protein.  And maybe you want something a bit more toothsome than apples.  </p>

<p><img alt="oatmeal bars" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/recipes/oatmealapplesaucebars.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" border="0"><strong>Home-made Oatmeal-Applesauce Bars </strong>(<a href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/recipes/Apple_Sauce_Oatmeal_Bars.htm">recipe</a>). I created this recipe by stealing some other recipe and doctoring this until I got what I wanted -- protein-rich, dense, not overly sweet, but still cake-like so it felt sinful.  Trouble with these is you have to actually spend time making them, then wrapping them up into little individual sized portions to pop into the brief case.  And I often find I can't eat just one ...</p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="organic_granola_bars.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/organic_granola_bars.jpg" width="300" height="300" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span><strong>Granola Bars</strong>:  You can buy 'em at the store, so no time spent in the kitchen, and you can find the whole-grain, higher protein, lower-fat varieties quite readily. Trouble with these is they're chock full of sugar.  They pretend it's the good-for-you sugar, like from cane instead of corn, or fruit instead of corn, or sugar instead of corn (you get the idea), but it's still way more sugar than the healthy, weight-conscious peep really wants.  Of course, you could make your own, but, well ...</p>

<p>&nbsp;</p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="kashi_golean_roll.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/kashi_golean_roll.jpg" height="150" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></span><strong>Energy Bars</strong>: These can almost, but not quite, replace a whole meal.  Well, theoretically.  They've got pretty much everything you need as far as macronutritients, calories, vitamins and minerals and presumably contain a few things that are supposed to boost your energy levels.  The Kashi GoLean variety is my current fave, mostly because I got a huge box of them at Costco and I have to use those up, but the flavor's not bad.  Downside to these is  that their consistency and flavor is reminiscent of <a href="http://www.oldtimecandy.com/space-food-sticks.htm" target="there">Space Food Sticks</a> &copy;.  Remember those?  Oddly flavored sticks of stiffened goo that were supposedly the same stuff that the Apollo Astronauts were eating?  Food of the Future? The Kashi sticks have a bit more crunch and better nutritional value.  Oh, and they're larger.</p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="kitkat.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/kitkat.jpg" width="300" height="194" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span> <strong>Chocolate</strong>:  Sorry, but sometimes you just gotta have a candy bar right out of the vending machine.  Expensive, bad for you, no nutritional value, enabling the big corporate machinery that is exploiting the working man in the third world, contributing to acid rain and deforestation, but, dammit, it tastes good.  My current fave is KitKat (nod to <a href="http://paula-light.blogspot.com/" target="there">Paula</a>).</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>So look out for those beauties oh yeah</title>
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    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2207</id>

    <published>2008-06-09T15:53:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-09T16:11:57Z</updated>

    <summary>(Extra credit if you can name that song) Last Friday I walked out of the gym and looked at my little Honda CR-V. I remembered then that the fuel gage was below the E mark and I wondered if I&apos;d have enough to get home. Later, after putting a mere $60 into the tank, I thought, &quot;It is entirely, incredibly stupid for me to be driving this to and from the gym every day. I live a little over two...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><em>(Extra credit if you can name that song)</em></p>

<p>Last Friday I walked out of the gym and looked at my little Honda CR-V.  I remembered <em>then</em> that the fuel gage was below the E mark and I wondered if I'd have enough to get home.  Later, after putting a mere $60 into the tank, I thought, "It is entirely, incredibly stupid for me to be driving this to and from the gym every day.  I live a little over two miles away."</p>

<p>Walking, however, would cut into my work-out time with<em>out</em> giving me the exercise benefit I get while at the gym.  I do intensive cardio and weight training.  Walkies are good, but not good enough. Even jogging would cut into the time and, besides, I loathe -- utterly despise -- jogging. It <em>hurts</em>.  Jogging is bad for you.  It is evil.  Normal humans should not jog.</p>

<p>This weekend, however, I hit upon my solution:   </p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="bike.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/bike.jpg" width="300" height="225" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>

<p>My criteria were firm: it <u>had</u> to be comfortable, yet light and zippy.  At the same time it had to be sturdy and well-made.  So a mid-price, hybrid bicycle with a nice padded comfy saddle, ergo grips, well-designed shifting mechanism, lightweight frame, good quality derailleurs, front suspension is the thing for me.</p>

<p>The bike is perfect. I get the intensive cardio (16 minutes each way, total of 38 minutes and my normal cardio workout at the gym is about 40-50 minutes).  I save the $$ from the gasoline, and I get to do something relatively environmentally friendly!  Which, while it's not my prime motivator, is certainly a good benefit, yes?</p>

<p>Adding some panniers to hold groceries and I can cut the light shopping gasoline use out, as well.</p>

<p>So watch out for this fat-bottomed girl, cuz she's coming your way!</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Fire the dweebs</title>
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    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2206</id>

    <published>2008-06-05T19:12:19Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-05T19:56:46Z</updated>

    <summary>Cellular provider Verizon Wireless has gone shopping, and selected competitor Alltel to be their next purchase. Chad is apparently worth $28.1 billion lettuce leaves. But what about Newman?...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Cellular provider Verizon Wireless has gone shopping, and <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/triangle/stories/2008/06/02/daily32.html" target="there">selected competitor Alltel to be their next purchase</a>.  </p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="chad.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/chad.jpg" width="236" height="381" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>

<p>
Chad is apparently worth $28.1 billion lettuce leaves.  

<p>But what about Newman?<br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="id3-image.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/id3-image.jpg" width="300" height="300" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Worms Have Eaten [Men] ...</title>
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    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2205</id>

    <published>2008-06-04T22:08:13Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-04T22:24:23Z</updated>

    <summary> ... But not for love. Or so said Shakespeare in &quot;As You Like It&quot; (IV.i.81-92). That worm that dined on the flesh of dead men may have gotten fat, but if it did, it might have been because of seratonin, rather than overconsumption. A new study -- involving the roundworm C. Elegans -- suggests that increased eating does not necessarily lead to increased fat. The discovery reveals that the neurotransmitter serotonin, already known to control appetite and fat build-up,...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
        <category term="Fitness, Weight, and Nutrition" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
    <category term="weight" label="Weight" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="c-elegans.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/c-elegans.jpg" width="250" height="250" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></span> ... But not for love. Or so said Shakespeare in "As You Like It" (IV.i.81-92).  That worm that dined on the flesh of dead men may have gotten fat, but if it did, it might have been because of seratonin, rather than overconsumption. A new study -- involving the roundworm C. Elegans -- suggests that increased eating does not necessarily lead to increased fat. </p>

<blockquote>
The discovery reveals that the neurotransmitter serotonin, already known to control appetite and fat build-up, actually does so through two separate signaling channels. One set of signals regulates feeding, and a separate set of signals regulates fat metabolism. The worm, known scientifically as Caenorhabdtis elegans, shares half of its genes with humans and is often a predictor of human traits.
[...]It is widely believed that environments that encourage excessive food intake and little physical activity promote development of obesity. However, extensive studies have revealed that body weight is not merely a passive consequence of environmental conditions but that a physiological system coordinates the complex mechanisms that regulate food intake and energy expenditure, [Kaveh Ashrafi, PhD, assistant professor of physiology at UCSF and senior author on the scientific paper reporting the study] says.
[...]"Obesity and thinness are not solely determined by feeding behavior," the scientists conclude in their paper. "Rather, feeding behavior and fat metabolism are coordinated but independent responses of the nervous system to the perception of nutrient availability." </blockquote>
<div class="credit">Source: <cite><a href="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/109870.php" target="there">Medical News Today -- Eating And Weight Gain Not Necessarily Linked, 04 Jun 2008</a></cite></div>

<p>That's too cool.  Since, oh, say, chocolate always increases <em>my</em> serotonin levels, I'd say stocking up on chocolate should be my first step in my fat reduction therapy.   </p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Signs of weakness</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/signs-of-weakne.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2203</id>

    <published>2008-05-30T17:03:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-30T17:31:50Z</updated>

    <summary>Leroy Jethro Gibbs is my favoritest television show character of all time. He&apos;s an asshole with a heart of gold, much beloved of his team in spite of whacking &apos;em upside the head and scolding &quot;NEVER apologize! It&apos;s a sign of weakness.&quot; Today&apos;s news shows this leftyloon priest apologizing. Fr. Michael Pfleger is renowned as a Chicago activist who once exhorted an anti-gun crowd to &quot;drag&quot; a gun shop owner from his shop &quot;like a rat&quot; and &quot;snuff&quot; him. That&apos;s...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Ljgibbs.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Ljgibbs.jpg" width="134" height="192" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCIS_(TV_Series)" target="there">Leroy Jethro Gibbs</a> is my favoritest television show character of all time.  He's an asshole with a heart of gold, much beloved of his team in spite of whacking 'em upside the head and scolding "NEVER apologize!  It's a sign of weakness."</p>

<p>Today's news shows <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/30/obama.pfleger/" target="there">this leftyloon priest</a> apologizing. Fr. Michael Pfleger is renowned as a Chicago activist who once exhorted an anti-gun crowd to "drag" a gun shop owner from his shop "like a rat" and "snuff" him.  <span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Michael_Pfleger_0001.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Michael_Pfleger_0001.jpg" width="150" height="150" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span></p>

<p>That's ballsy.  I totally disagree with him in all ways, but, damn.  That.  Is.  Ballsy.</p>

<p>How can <em>that</em> guy suddenly turn into a wimp?</p>

<p>Political satire, lampooning, mockery is a centuries' old honored tradition.  Expressing political views -- even loud, radical ones -- from the pulpit is also an old, honored tradition. In Civil War days, preachers could be heard expounding with throbbing, poetic drama their views on slavery, or secession.  </p>

<p>Pfleger's notions on what Hilary Clinton might be thinking seem way off base but, fuck sake, they're <em>his</em> notions to be freely expressed!</p>

<p>Apologize?   What a wimp.  Maybe someone oughta drag him from behind the pulpit like a rat, paint him yellow, and send him running to the nearest priest hole around so he can hide like the sniveling twit he is.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Touring the US</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/touring-the-us.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2201</id>

    <published>2008-05-22T18:31:32Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-22T18:37:04Z</updated>

    <summary>[Sent &apos;round in e-mail; not original] After a short tour in the US, Michelangelo&apos;s David returned to Europe ... I&apos;m pretty sure I dated this guy once ......</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
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        <category term="Fitness, Weight, and Nutrition" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><small>[<em>Sent 'round in e-mail; not original</em>]</small></p>

<p><br />
After a short tour in the US, Michelangelo's David returned to Europe ...</p>

<p><br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="61e486.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/61e486.jpg" width="431" height="455" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>

<p>I'm pretty sure I dated this guy once ...</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Backyard Blogging</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/backyard-bloggi.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2200</id>

    <published>2008-05-16T23:27:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-16T23:29:32Z</updated>

    <summary> I&apos;m thinking this might be sound advice: Stolen from Mark...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
        <category term="Humor" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><br />
I'm thinking this might be sound advice:</p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="blog-cartoon.gif" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/blog-cartoon.gif" width="300" height="234" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>

<p><br />
<em>Stolen from Mark</em></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Random Friday</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/random-friday.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2199</id>

    <published>2008-05-16T13:32:27Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-16T17:16:59Z</updated>

    <summary>Just random odd thoughts. Don&apos;t mind me. Go on about your business. Thx. If you have a handful of vitamins &apos;n stuff to take in the morning, do not take them along with the very first swallow of a freshly brewed cuppa hot coffee. If you cut red meat and dairy from your diet one day a week, sez a study from Carnegie Mellon university, (link leads to Science Friday -- grab the podcast and have a listen) you&apos;d be...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
        <category term="Eclectique" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
        <category term="Humor" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
        <category term="Memes, Lists, and Quizzes" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
        <category term="Videos" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
    <category term="personal" label="Personal" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[<p>Just random odd thoughts.  Don't mind me.  Go on about your business.  Thx.</p>

<ul>
<li><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="firesm.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/firesm.jpg" width="180" height="135" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></span>If you have a handful of vitamins 'n stuff to take in the morning, do <em>not</em> take them along with the very first swallow of a freshly brewed cuppa hot coffee.</li>

<p><li>If you cut red meat and dairy from your diet one day a week, sez <a href="http://www.sciencefriday.com/program/archives/200805092" target="there">a study from Carnegie Mellon university</a>, (link leads to <u>Science Friday</u> -- grab the podcast and have a listen) you'd be helping reduce greenhouse gas emissions. If everyone in the US did this, then the reduction would be far more significant than the reductions realized by the "eat locally" movement.  So maybe the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lent#Fasting_and_abstinence">Catholic Friday Fish Fry whoozit</a> was ahead of its time?</li></p>

<p><li>Ms. Clinton should remain in the race for as long as she can. That way she can earn "delegate points" for sale or trade later.  Won't matter.  The dead guy from Arizona's probably going to win the White House.  Anyone else as apathetic as I am about all the candidates?</li></p>

<p><li>It's graduation time.  My neighbors have kids that are all graduating from college or high school and they're each having separate parties.  That makes for plenty of games of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_pong" target="there">beer pong</a>, which would be great if only I could stomach beer.  "<a href="http://www.bombaysapphire.com/" target="there">Sapphire</a> and Tonic Pong" just doesn't have the right ring to it, either, dammit.  Anyway, high school/college grad makes sense.  Some friends' are expected at their granddaughter's eighth grade grad.  If that's not way iffy, a cow-orker's headed for his daughter's sixth grade graduation -- sixth grade "graduation" is <a href="http://wileshillschool.org/images/Alumni/6th%20Grade%20Graduation%201959.jpg" target="there">not a new concept</a>.  At least we don't have Prom for first graders. Yet.</li></p>

<p><li>This is not <a href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/t_Murph31_800_800.jpg">Murphy</a>, but could be my rascally pup if I had a pool slide I left running all day:<br />
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KeQ2F4Vp8Z0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KeQ2F4Vp8Z0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></li></p>

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<entry>
    <title>More Dog Pics</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/more-dog-pics.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2196</id>

    <published>2008-05-04T02:39:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-04T02:52:08Z</updated>

    <summary>Mark said &quot;More dog pics!&quot; Sorry guys, but I&apos;m afraid I have to post a couple more dog pics. Hey, it&apos;s not like I have a choice, here. Taken with the new camera which, by the way, arrived in an 8&quot;x8&quot; box. Click to biggify...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
        <category term="Family &amp; Friends" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/comments-recapt.html#comment-8750">Mark said </a> "More dog pics!"</p>

<p>Sorry guys, but I'm afraid I have to post a couple more dog pics. Hey, it's not like I have a choice, here.</p>

<p>Taken with the new camera which, by the way, arrived in an 8"x8" box.<br />
<div align="center"><br />
Click to biggify</p>

<table cellpadding="2" align="center" cellspacing="3"><tr><td><a href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Murph31_800.jpg"><img alt="Murphy" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/t_Murph31_800_800.jpg" width="120" height="90" /></a></td><td><a href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Teeg02_800.jpg"><img alt="Teegan" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/t_Teeg02_800_800.jpg" width="120" height="90"  /></a></td></tr></table></div>
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<entry>
    <title>Comments, reCaptcha</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/comments-recapt.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2195</id>

    <published>2008-05-03T01:24:27Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-03T01:25:38Z</updated>

    <summary>Comments should be working again. That reCaptcha plug-in really messed things up and I did not completely remove it when I thought I had, hence all the commenting issues. Thanks for your patience...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
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        <category term="Eclectique" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Comments should be working again.  That reCaptcha plug-in really messed things up and I did not completely remove it when I thought I had, hence all the commenting issues.</p>

<p>Thanks for your patience</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Dawgs</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/dawgs.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2194</id>

    <published>2008-05-02T19:17:21Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-02T19:39:37Z</updated>

    <summary>Peeps &apos;preciating pics of puppies please peek. Pet-hating poopyheads, push off! Gotta gets a prairie dawg, iz what I gots to do, uh-huh! I knows it here. You see it out dere? I lookings! We iz over here! Haw haw dum dawgz! Dat not funny! I gets you some day, stoopid prairie dawgs! Prairie dog photos stolen from websites. Puppy pics all taken with my sucky cell phone camera. Still waiting for my new Exilim!...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
        <category term="Eclectique" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Peeps 'preciating pics of puppies please peek.  Pet-hating poopyheads, push off!</p>

<div style="text-align: center;">

<p>Gotta gets a prairie dawg, iz what I gots to do, uh-huh!<br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Excavation.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/SquirrelExcavation.jpg" width="320" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span><br /></p>

<p><br />
I knows it here.  You see it out dere?<br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="GonnaFindIt.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/GonnaFindIt.jpg" width="320" height="226" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span><br /></p>

<p><br />
I lookings!<br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="OnTheJob.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/OnTheJob.jpg" width="320" height="226" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span><br /></p>

<p><br />
We iz over here!  Haw haw dum dawgz!<br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Prairie_Dogs_Group.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Prairie_Dogs_Group.jpg" width="279" height="300" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>

<p><br />
Dat not funny!  I gets you some day, stoopid prairie dawgs!<br />
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="YouHazIt.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/YouHazIt.jpg" width="320" height="226" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></span></p>

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<p>Prairie dog photos stolen from websites.  Puppy pics all taken with my sucky cell phone camera.  Still waiting for my new Exilim!</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Want Naow</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/archives/2008/05/want-naow.html" />
    <id>tag:lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com,2008://2.2193</id>

    <published>2008-05-01T22:40:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-02T14:52:51Z</updated>

    <summary>The pups were intrigued by a neighbor&apos;s plastic owl. The owl is there presumably to scare away pigeons that would otherwise nest on the roof and poop in the pool. Or something. My girls did their best, barking, jumping, cajoling, pleading. Wants owl naow. With that same dedicated impatience, I am obsessively impatient for the new camera I ordered. While I was on Amazon, I ordered a memory card to go with the camera. :: foot tapping :: Fucking delivery...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>gekko</name>
        <uri>http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com</uri>
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        <category term="Eclectique" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
    <category term="personal" label="Personal" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="I_Get_Owls.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/I_Get_Owls.jpg" width="300" height="264" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span>The pups were intrigued by a neighbor's plastic owl.  The owl is there presumably to scare away pigeons that would otherwise nest on the roof and poop in the pool.  Or something.  My girls did their best, barking, jumping, cajoling, pleading.  Wants owl naow.  </p>

<p>With that same dedicated impatience, <em>I</em> am obsessively impatient for<a href="http://exilim.casio.com/browse_cameras/exilim_zoom/EX-Z200/" target="there"> the new camera I ordered</a>.  While I was on Amazon, I ordered a memory card to go with the camera.</p>

<p>:: <em>foot tapping</em> ::</p>

<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Package.jpg" src="http://lizarddreams.scribblinlizard.com/images/Package.jpg" width="100" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></span>Fucking delivery truck stopped in front of my house today and the stud-muffin delivery guy jogged up the walk to hand me a camera sized package.  Ohboyohoboyohboy!</p>

<p>I ripped it open only to find ... just the 4G SDHC card burrowed in wads of brown paper. </p>

<p>Dammit.</p>]]>
        
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